Petey Barnum
Summary
Section titled “Summary”Basic Details
Section titled “Basic Details”- Species: Fey, Archfey
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Details
Section titled “Details””An Archfey Like Me!”
Section titled “”An Archfey Like Me!””I’ve learned a thousand techniques, from a thousand different places Delivered rousing speeches, to a thousand different faces I’ve danced a thousand paces, to buyers - beggars & takers Bested a thousand cowards, bullshit artists and fakers.
I’m the biggest star… in every room! Your mortal minds will go KABOOM At the mere sight of an Archfey.. Just like meeeeeeeeee Like meeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’ve played a thousand shows, in lands near and far I’m the prized demand of every king, general or tsar But by far my favourite venue… is a bar that’s nice and small Where I stand out even more - and not because I’m tall!
I’m the greatest show… you’ll ever see! Come on in, and take your seats For the mere sight of an Archfey.. Just like meeeeeeeeee Like meeeeeeeeeeeeee